Rise From The Dead Espresso
$15.99
$13.60
CULT CHRISTMAS
When you're dead tired and just can't bring yourself to get up and out another day, try our favorite espresso. A lighter roast than typical espresso, with citrus and floral notes (just like those beautiful bouquets your loved ones leave), our unique blend is the elixir you need to get back to life.
12oz, whole bean
Price Options
One-time purchase
$13.60
The Dark Rite
$15.99
every 2 weeks until canceled
Quantity
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
At Cult Leader Coffee, every bag is crafted to summon the finest flavors and freshest brews. While our ritual forbids the return of beans once they leave our sanctuary, we hold a sacred vow to satisfy our followers.
If your coffee arrives flawed or unsatisfactory in any way, reach out to us. We will gladly offer either a full refund or a fresh bag to restore balance to your coffee ritual.
SHIPPING INFO
Preparation of the Brew
Every bag of Cult Leader Coffee is meticulously roasted, sealed, and prepared by hand to preserve the fullest potency of the beans. Once we receive your order, we carefully begin our dispatch process to ensure that every bag reaches you in its freshest, most powerful state.
The USPS Pact
Cult Leader Coffee trusts the United States Postal Service to deliver your precious brew with their speed and dedication. Select the ritual that best suits your need:
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First Class Dispatch: Smaller orders under 1 lb will travel by First Class, generally arriving within 3-5 days. This method is humble but reliable.
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Priority Delivery: For larger orders or those needing a faster journey, choose Priority, typically reaching you in 1-3 days. This path is given special handling to ensure a swift and direct arrival.
Forbidden Zones
Though we seek to serve all faithful followers, certain areas are out of reach. If you live in a far-flung region or a location that USPS cannot serve, contact us directly, and we’ll explore every possible route to ensure your beans arrive as close to you as we can manage.